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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Newbie in the office making a mistake - thats fine - i dont mind that - but fucking take ownership of the mistake and offer to learn from it - dont just fucking grunt you twat
     
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  2. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Getting blamed for things that are beyond my control.
     
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  3. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    I’m pissed off at how close together the emojis on here are. I almost rated something creative instead of empathic.
     
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      Glad you don’t remember! It was funny since I spell everything wrong and you never do.
       
      Geminpa, Nov 17, 2021
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    3. submissively speaking
      Oh man have you seen some of my posts? They’re a yard sale on the best days. I never seem to notice until after the editing window is closed, too. :rage:
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 17, 2021
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    4. Geminpa
      Well I guess I’ve never noticed since obviously spelling and grammatically correct writing is not my thing. Scary to think I was a teacher for two years before I did a complete career change and got a whole different degree.
       
      Geminpa, Nov 17, 2021
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    5. submissively speaking
      Everyone’s got strengths and weaknesses. Your superpowers far outweigh any worry about spelling and grammar. ❤️
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 17, 2021
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    6. Geminpa
      Thank you
       
      Geminpa, Nov 18, 2021
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  4. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Breaking my nail right at the bottom into the skin part.
     
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      It does! And now it’ll take forever for the break to grow out long enough I can cut it off
       
      Cherrypop, Nov 16, 2021
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    3. Bigdick8284
      Sorry baby girl
       
      Bigdick8284, Nov 16, 2021
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    4. Cherrypop
      Thanks! I know it’s not the end of the world. But I’m not happy about it lol. I hate bandaids
       
      Cherrypop, Nov 16, 2021
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    5. Bigdick8284
      I only use the fabric ones
       
      Bigdick8284, Nov 16, 2021
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    6. conroe4
      Use super glue, but you knew that.
       
      conroe4, Nov 16, 2021
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  5. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Alerts that never show up. I miss so many comments in my gallery it’s infuriating.
     
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  6. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    A friend of ours or rather an acquaintance through my daughter. their 11yr old son...cancer? in his leg..bone?? not sure... had to have his lower leg amputated. We saw him playing football catch with his dad just days before the op. Made an old man cry.
     
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      Terrible thing for a parent..Don't even know what to say to them.
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 16, 2021
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Definitely not something a pie can help.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 16, 2021
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    4. shootersa
      Cancer sucks.
      Much rather deal with heart disease or diabetes.
       
      shootersa, Nov 16, 2021
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    5. Dearelliot
      It all sucks when it comes to kids...
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 16, 2021
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    6. StrawberryCupcake
      Agreed and doesn’t matter their age really. My son is 22 and I’d lose my mind if I lost my baby. Having to see my dad at my sister’s funeral was brutal and she was 36.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 16, 2021
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  7. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I wouldn’t say that it pisses me off. It really does, forget what I just said. The choice of emojis we have here aren’t really the best, honestly they suck. But that’s not what’s been pissing me off . Maybe it’s just me, but it seems like the emojis jump around from row to row. I like using the :hilarious: emoji and when I look to use it again it’s in a different place. Half the time I’m not all there, I’ll give you that. But does anyone else notice this or is it just me?
     
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    2. Geminpa
      Well now I’m confused since I only have one row.
       
      Geminpa, Nov 17, 2021
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    3. submissively speaking
      We’re talking the emojis, not the post rating options. You know when you click the smiley face in the composition/editing box? Those ones.
       
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    4. Jack Mine
      @Geminpa I think you’re talking about the ratings row. Not the emojis :O_o: :) :oops: :cool1:
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 17, 2021
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    5. Geminpa
      Yes, you are right. It’s early still.
       
      Geminpa, Nov 17, 2021
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    6. conroe4
      I have hell finding the :thumbsup:. I'll one day click the :finger: and the meaning won't be the same. They look a lot alike.
       
      conroe4, Nov 17, 2021
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  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Howling winds at way-too-fucking-early in the morning. I just want to crawl back into bed with a hot chocolate and some Netflix.
     
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    1. NiteWalker
      I will bring the hot chocolate and you find the remote and I will snuggle with you!
       
      NiteWalker, Nov 17, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      Heaven!
       
      Cherrypop, Nov 17, 2021
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  9. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    [​IMG]
     
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    1. 1 Toy Maker
      So true when I'm tidying up my workshop
       
      1 Toy Maker, Nov 17, 2021
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  10. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Service people parking trucks on narrow single or two lane back roads where two way traffic has to stop and wait to get around them...Heaven forbid these guys would have to walk a few extra feet to their truck, Ask them, and listen to "Hey I'm just a hard working guy trying to earn a living!" so fuck everybody else and have them stop and wait to get past.
     
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  11. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Just spent $78.00 at the grocery store, which, in and of itself, does not piss me off. What DOES piss me off is that I carried it all from my truck inside the house in one trip. Damn stuff is getting expensive....
     
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    1. Geminpa
      Or you are just getting stronger!
       
      Geminpa, Nov 19, 2021
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    2. SoutheastUSofA
      It's definitely NOT that! Lol.
       
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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    2 day headaches :(
     
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    1. Valspar
      I rarely get headaches and when I do it's just a dull pain that doesn't last long.
      I can't imagine having one for two days.
       
      Valspar, Nov 18, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      I have chronic headaches. They’re triggered by hormones, or a change in weather, or breathing lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Nov 19, 2021
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    3. Valspar
      I have a friend who has a lesbian friend and she bought my friend a rabbit vibrator one year for her birthday.
      She told her orgasms would get rid of her migraine headaches.
      It didn't work but you have her credit for trying.
       
      Valspar, Nov 19, 2021
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    4. hausenfeffer
      I have the same problem at certain times of year Spring and Fall both due to allergies it Sucks:( So I know you're pain and sympathize!!!
       
      hausenfeffer, Nov 19, 2021
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  13. Tyrone1234

    Tyrone1234 Colonel Angus

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    Prices plumbers charge
     
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    1. tenguy
      You’d charge that much, if you had to work in shit all day.
       
      tenguy, Nov 18, 2021
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  14. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Icy sidewalks!! I hate this time of year. It snows and melts and snows and freezes and then snows again. The sidewalks are icy death traps, bumpy and slippery and murdery. I have to shuffle like a little old lady so I don’t fall lol
     
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    2. hausenfeffer
      I'm sorry, but even seeing you shuffle down that icy walkway like an old lady would still be arousing I'm sure lol:)
       
      hausenfeffer, Nov 19, 2021
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    3. Aqua Marine
      I fell down our icy steps last year. I still have a discolored mark on my shin. It's been, what? 10 months? Yeah. I hate icy sidewalks and such, too.
       
      Aqua Marine, Nov 29, 2021
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  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Websites (and phone apps) that run you around in circles. We were just notified that we won a new award, and they gave me a link to our personalized badges - and I need that graphic to go with the press release and text for our 'Awards' page that I need to write.. EXCEPT the badge page log in doesn't know me - I go the the main log in page (same site) and Bingo! I'm in! So I have to email customer service and wait (got other things to do).

    Grr...
     
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  16. hausenfeffer

    hausenfeffer Porn Star

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    I'm an outside sales rep trying to help @Cherrypop countrymen sell their Very fine hardwood flooring South of the boarder in the states. As such, I'm on the roads every day with all the other maniacs trying to get somewhere and I Hate other drivers who think whenever they're going is more important and they need to get there faster then any of the rest of Us!! I'm a very easy going person but sometimes these people really get on my last nerve.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Couldn't agree more...though I am guilty of it sometimes lol
      Only on freeways really, and not busy ones. I miss the autobahn!
       
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    2. tenguy
      Beg to differ on this one, I drive on the interstate highways quite regularly, and do not drive aggressively, no tickets in hundreds of thousands of miles.
      Over the years, I have found that the best speed to travel is whatever the bulk of the other drivers a doing. It is usually slightly over the posted speed limit, conditions permitting.
      Just when we settle into a nice steady cruise, some idiot decides to poke along in the passing lane, matching the speed of the other lanes for miles. It’s a passing lane, so get on with it and pass already, then get back in the travel lanes as soon as it’s possible.
       
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    3. Dearelliot
      Sometimes I'm in a hurry, and I do my best to pass other slower drivers, shoot ahead at lights, pass on the inside of others that are poking along. I will try to get ahead and get where I'm headed....sure 10 miles over the speed limit when possible...not schools.
      ...and other times being retired my life isn't as hectic as others, I'm slower poking along....but when I am, I am quite willing to move over, I have no problem pulling to the side of the road to let others pass when there is no passing lane...
      Just because I'm not in the hurry I realize many people are....
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 19, 2021
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  17. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Cmon, people!
    It's not a race.
    Think of it as more of a parade.
     
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  18. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    My sister won’t let me suck on her cunt
     
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      So her husband is a “cunt” and she’s being possessive?
       
      tenguy, Nov 19, 2021
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    2. Jack Mine
      You’re getting to technically for me now. Go away ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 19, 2021
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  19. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Cmon. That was funny, no matter who you are.
    OK, maybe just a little funny.
     
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