1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Draegus

    Draegus Digital Demon

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    Granted but it turned into hog shit and dumplings

    I wish there was an end to boredom
     
  2. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    granted but everything got more exciting, around you leaving your life just the same as before.
    i wish i had a nine inch tongue
     
  3. Michael Clemens

    Michael Clemens Porno Junky

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    Granted, but then you became Rosie O'Donnell's sex slave

    I wish I had unlimited money.
     
  4. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    granted, you are given all the money you need, but the economy started using gold as currency.
    i wish a smile could feed me
     
  5. Michael Clemens

    Michael Clemens Porno Junky

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    Granted, but with the shift in the economy no one smiles anymore

    I wish I was getting a blowjob right now
     
  6. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    granted bya400 hundred pound bricklayer, with four gritty hands, smells of old milk;), and has chipped teeth
    i wish we could tell the naughty internet girls, we see in our life. especially the xnxx naughty girls;):) i really want this wish, that would be awesome.
     
  7. Cheltenham

    Cheltenham Ascetic Kitten

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    Granted but when you have the opportunity to, you slip into a coma.

    I wish I could walk on water.
     
  8. anm_11

    anm_11 Newcumer

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    Granted, but you get stung by a jellyfish.

    I wish that I could go to Las Vegas.
     
  9. stiffsteel

    stiffsteel Porno Junky

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    Granted, but they're going to close down that very day

    I wish that I could heal people
     
  10. Cutlass

    Cutlass Porn Star

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    Granted, But you can only cure the wounds and illness of convicted murderers!

    I wish i could control Time
     
  11. scottMaster

    scottMaster Porn Star

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    Granted but it only works on your watch


    I wish I could have control of e-bay for 24 hours
     
  12. sixcir6

    sixcir6 The Incredible Bulk

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    Granted, but you cannot buy, only sell.

    I want to have a vagina for 1 week (and not THAT week lol)
     
  13. Cutlass

    Cutlass Porn Star

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    Granted, but your cock falls off and when the vagina disappears the penis doesn't return.

    I wish i could change the size of my penis whenever and however i wanted
     
  14. sixcir6

    sixcir6 The Incredible Bulk

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    Granted...but it can never be bigger than it is today, only smaller. (Payback's a Bitch ;)

    I wish I could grant myself wishes

     
  15. stiffsteel

    stiffsteel Porno Junky

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    granted...but your wishes get always misundestood

    I wish I can release energy blasts
     
  16. MrFors

    MrFors Young Master

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    Granted, but they are used in a rather undignified way =/

    I wish this manflu would sod off >_>
     
  17. tesalj

    tesalj Porn Star

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    granted, you are now in the best health of your life, unfortunately, you gave the manflu to all your friends and family...

    I wish the 40 mph wind gusts today would stop
     
  18. MrFors

    MrFors Young Master

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    Granted, but all the air goes with it

    I wish that my friend who was to ill yesterday gets better soon =/
     
  19. ipscout

    ipscout bug24

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    He died and now he's in better place.

    I wish I were funny when I write things like that...
     
  20. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Granted, but no one gets it hehe

    I wish I could have a different super car for everyday of the week