G_Goobington_the_2nd: I'd stick an automatic pencil sharpener in there and put it on my desk. I'd then call an employee in, and while writing and talking to him, I'd "accidentally" break the pencil, stick it inside Lyra to sharpen it, then continue writing. All while keeping a perfectly straight face.
PinkBallons: Yeah, definitely taking it "too far." I mean, if you have a life-sized pony plushie people are already going to assume you're fucking it, but they'll KNOW you're fucking it when they see the giant hole in its ass.
G_Goobington_the_2nd: Come to think of it, I'd combine the two ideas and more, and troll the fuck out of my employees with a completely straight face.
"Thank you, Jeeves. Be sure to put the covers back on the clubs when I'm done with them"
"Alright, ladies and gentlemen, you've all submitted suggestions for themes for this week's casual friday. It's now time to pick one. Claire, would you please reach inside and pull one out?"
"...and the theme is.
...
Lyra shoes..."
"Thank you Claire. Everyone please stop by my office at some point and pick up your complimentary pair of Lyra Shoes"
I tell my secretary to inform anyone who comes into my office that I consider refusing a gift from me to be rude.
"Mr. Samburg, thank you for coming to your performance review"
I reach into Lyra.
"mint?"
bAv-R34: @G_Goobington_the_2nd: Oh dear.
The epicness, I can't take it!
Just IMAGINE all the spaghetti pouring out of their pockets! PILES of it EVERYWHERE.
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@G_Goobington_the_2nd: DO EEEEEEET.
I would really like to see that at a LARP battle.
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I just have to get one and tell people it's a cute purse. 'I keep everything in it, wallet, cellphone, even a little flashlight.'
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"Thank you, Jeeves. Be sure to put the covers back on the clubs when I'm done with them"
"Alright, ladies and gentlemen, you've all submitted suggestions for themes for this week's casual friday. It's now time to pick one. Claire, would you please reach inside and pull one out?"
"...and the theme is.
...
Lyra shoes..."
"Thank you Claire. Everyone please stop by my office at some point and pick up your complimentary pair of Lyra Shoes"
I tell my secretary to inform anyone who comes into my office that I consider refusing a gift from me to be rude.
"Mr. Samburg, thank you for coming to your performance review"
I reach into Lyra.
"mint?"
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The epicness, I can't take it!
Just IMAGINE all the spaghetti pouring out of their pockets! PILES of it EVERYWHERE.